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Your Supa Dupa Poopa Scoopa
Pet Waste Clean-up and Yard Sanitizing Service
Local Woman-Owned and Operated by a Former 1st Responder
Our Story
Get to know the (Real) owner
NAME: TANK
ALIASES: Nugget / Dookie Nukem
JOBS: Registered Psychiatric Service Dog 6 years /
Spokes Model for Dookie Destroyers LLC / Brains of the operation.
LOCATION: Usually tucked in a harness on mums chest while working.
get to know the story
A few years ago, my brother Leonidas got really sick. They said he had a stroke and they thought it was because of parasites (worms) that migrated. They think he got it at the dog park.
That's when my mum started to learn as much as she could about the real dangers of Doggie Dookie!
Did you know that:
* Just one gram of dog waste can contain as many as 23 million fecal coliform bacteria... Thats not just scary for dogs, these can ultimately lead to humans contracting illnesses or infections that have a resistance to antibiotics.
* It is estimated that the approximately 73 Million dogs currently living in the United States create a total of 10 MILLION TONS of dog waste every single year...
* Dog Poop is NOT fertilizer. Dogs eat more protein which breaks down in ways that actually harm and kill your lawn. Your lawn mower makes it WORSE by slicing and dicing and spreading the poop to every corner where your pets and family play!
* The CDC confirms that hookworms, ringworms, tapeworms and Salmonella can be spread to both dogs AND Humans by contact with infected dog waste...not to mention a host of illnesses that can lead to disease and death for your Furry Family members such as Parvo Virus which can be fatal to younger dogs.
* Dog Waste is a LEADING cause of Stormwater pollution and is at the top of the list of pollutants and toxins that can contaminate waterways and cause beach shutdowns.
* Dog waste can take 9-12 months to decompose completely but even when it's "melted away" parasitic eggs can remain alive but dormant for YEARS in the soil... ready for someone you love to walk by and give them a ride into your home...
A word from rae
In 2023 I suffered a PTSD attack so severe, I passed out. I lost my job in EMS as a direct result. My step brother has had an incredibly successful Pooper Scooper Business in Las Vegas for over 30 years and it was suggested I open my own business offering the service here on the south shore. I've heard for years about the incredibly health hazard and environmental hazard dog waste is and it makes your skin crawl! It's a dirty job, but in a small way I can give back to my community and hey... I get to spend time outdoors in the sun and helping families and their fur babies!
the future is crappy and bright!!!
Right now, Dookie Destroyers LLC is the best decision to defend your yard, protect your property and safeguard your family's health and wellness... but we are DEDICATED to being SO much more than that...
Right now, communities across America and Canada have been using Dog Poop to create Renewable Natural Energy... Remember those 10 Million TONS of poop we make just in this country alone??? That can be used to power entire cities!
Dookie Destroyers LLC is ACTIVELY Seeking Partnerships with Utilities who specialize in RNE - Every new Customer Account we get brings us closer to our goal of turning Dog Dookie from a major Pollutant per the EPA, into a renewable source of energy.
Lets change the world, one Turd at a time!
Relax and leave the crap to us!!!
Poop is nasty... but here at Dookie Destroyers LLC, that old white turd is Fresh WHITE GOLD!!! Leave the dirty work to us and spend your time in more valuable and enriching ways!!!